#starscream x ultra magnus

[tinydefector]

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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If TFP had BeReal...

Smokey would love that app lol

[in1-nutshell]

How would the tfp autobots and decepticons react to the toy furby

Ooohhh! I remember furby's, granted they were a bit creepy in my opinion. These are a bit shorter than what I usually write, I was trying to get most of the characters in. Let me know if these needed more writing in them.

Hope you enjoy everyone's reactions to the furby's

Autobots and Decepticons reaction to seeing a furby

SFW, mentions of blasters

TFP

How did this all happen? One word to simplify everything: Miko. She thought it would be funny to start leaving these little menaces around the base and to get the bots reaction to it. How did she acquire these furbies, don’t ask any questions. Jack tried to stop her, but she successfully bribed him by promising to send him the video of Arcee’s reaction. Raf promised to edit the videos to be at their finest. Operation: Furby reaction is a go.

Autobots

Optimus Prime

He notices the first furby as it sits innocently near one of the control panels. At first, he thinks that one of those ‘birds’ had entered the base and tried to move the thing.

“Hello little one. How did you get in here?”--Optimus

“SSSQQQQUAAAAKKKK!”--Furby

“I see… Ratchet did you let the creature inside the base?”--Optimus

“Did I do what now?”--Ratchet

Then it suddenly started moving and squawking its native tongue that may or may not have startled the Prime a bit.

He doesn’t mind the furby too much… but does sense something about it.

Ratchet

He notices when he sees Prime slightly startled by something.

He goes to investigate and nearly squashes the Furby thinking it was a scraplet.

“Ratchet! Do not harm the creature!”--Optimus

“Optimus with all due respect, that thing is definitely some sort of scraplet! It might be a different type of mutation but look at it!”--Ratchet

“Ratchet—”--Optimus

“It even looks evil Optimus! I’m getting my wrenches.”--Ratchet

“Ratchet!”—Optimus

He does not care about Optimus’s code on not killing living being. That thing looked at him weird and he is going to end it before it eventually causes trouble.

Bumblebee

Nearly has a whiplash when he sees the little thing. He also thinks it’s a scraplet at first, but slightly calms down recognizing it as one of those human toys he saw on commercial with Raf.

Everything is fine… until it started screeching and moving by itself.

“SSSSSSSCCCCCRRRREEEEAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby

“BBBBBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPP! (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!)—Bumblebee

Does not like furby’s at all. Claims that they were trying to speak to him.

Arcee

Her encounter with the Furby is short.

Mainly because she saw something move out of the corner of her optic and blasted the poor thing to bits.

“Huh? What on Cybertron—”--Arcee

“SCCCCRREEECCH—”—Furby remains

Blaster firing intensifies.

She doesn’t know what that thing was, but it started it.

Bulkhead

He is running to see where Bumblebee is after hearing him screaming. He has his wrecking ball at the ready and ready to comm in back up if necessary.

“BBBBBBBEEEEEEPPPPPP! (AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!)--Bumblebee

“What is it!?”--Bulkhead

“BBBEEEPP BEP BEEEEPPP (THAT THING RIGHT THERE!)--Bumblebee

“SCCRRREEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!!!”—Bulkhead

Absolutely loathe those things. It reminds him too much of the scraplet incident that happened. He would be swinging his wrecking ball if it hadn’t gotten stuck in the wall.

Wheeljack

He is running as soon as he hears Bulkhead and Bumblebee screaming. His katanas are out as is ready for some slicing and dicing.

“BEEEEEPP BEEEEPPPP! (PRIMUS ITS MOVING CLOSER!)--Bumblebee

“SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!”--Bulkhead

“Where’s the danger!?”--Wheeljack

“BEEPPP! (ITS MOVING!)--Bumblebee

“SCRREEEECCCHH—”--Furby

“There, its sliced in half. Huh. You two where afraid of this little cute—”--Wheeljack

“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHH!”--- The two remains of the Furby

Blaster firing and wrecking ball smashing intensifies.

Isn’t a huge fan of the little things. It’s a bit cute in a creepy way. Does remind him of scraplets if they had gotten some mold and gained some sort of upper-level sentience.

Smokescreen

Like Arcee, his encounter with the Furby is short.

He accidentally stepped on one effectively crushing it.

“SCCRRE—Crunch!”—Furby

“Hmm? Hmm.” –Smokescreen

He is completely oblivious to the tomfoolery that is happening all over the base. He is too busy with looking at the latest relic they managed to find.

Ultra Magnus

He finds a Furby near his work area. He tries to speak to the Furby as he would to anyone else.

“Excuse me but you are in classified—”—Ultra Magnus

“SSSSCCCRRREEEEEAAAACCHHHH!”--Furby

“That was unnecessary and—”—Ultra Magnus

“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby

“Listen to—”—Ultra Magnus

“Ultra Magnus move!”--Ratchet

Furby is hit with 10 wretches in one go.

He doesn’t mind furby’s like Optimus. Mainly because he was trying to communicate with it and never got to finish his sentences with it.

Decpticons

No one knows how it was done, but the impossible was made possible. After Miko finished getting all the Bots’ reaction to the furbies she decided to do something else. Somehow, she managed to scatter the remaining furbies on board the Nemesis. How did she do this. Not even Miko quite knows how she did it.

Megatron

He finds the Furby on his throne. He doesn’t know what this thing is, but it is on his throne, and no one sits on his throne except him.

“You! How dare you sit upon my throne!”--Megatron

“SSSSCCCRRREEEAAACCCH!”—Furby

Blaster firing intensifies.

The furby would be gone whether he is on Dark Energon or not. Will not admit it but the furby noise sent a little shiver down his struts. Good thing no one saw that.

Starscream

He finds the furby in his habsuite. He is curious in how this weird looking organic thing managed to find his room. He takes the furby to the interrogation room.

“Who are you? Speak worthless organic!”--Starscream

“SSSCCCRRREEEEAAACCCCHHH!”--Furby

“How dare you! I am Starscream, Second in Command of the Decepticon Army! You will—”--Starscream

“SSSSSCCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby

“Two can play it that game!”--Starscream

“SSSSCCCCCRRRREEEAAAACCCHHH!”--Starscream

“SSSSCCCCRRRREEAAAACCCHH!”—Furby

He ends up staying in the room with the furby for a while. Takes the furby to his room and plays on doing a hostage exchange if it is needed.

Soundwave

Finds the furby on his desk. Lazerbeak deploys and flies around the small thing. Steps a bit closer to getting a good look at it.

“…”--Soundwave

“SSSSSCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”—Furby

He immediately groundbridges the furby outside the Nemesis to have it fall and burn on reentry. He does however keep the screeching noise recorded and will use it if necessary… or if he is bored.

Knockout and Breakdown

The pair enters the medbay and finds the furby on the medslab.

Breakdown looks at it and thinks it’s kind of cute. Knockout on the other hand.

“OH, PRIMUS KILL IT!”--Knockout

“Knockout?!”--Breakdown

“THAT IS UNICRON’S SPAWN! KILL IT! BURN IT!”--Knockout

Breakdown smashes the furby to oblivion. Did he regret it? No, it was causing Knockout stress, and he was happy to get rid of it for him. Knockout knows the furby’s horrors, he knows…

Dreadwing

His time with the furby is short. He accidentally stepped on it as he was trying to get some creates to his habsuite.

“SSSCCRR—Crush!”--Furby

“What in the All Spark? Hmm…”--Dreadwing

He does wonder what the weird noise was, but he has other things to worry about, so he quickly forgets about the encounter.

Shockwave

He doesn’t know they exist. There were no furbies in the lab or in his habsuite. The two places he really goes to. He does hear from the others about the furbies though.

“They sound illogical.”--Shockwave

“You’re illogical!”—Starscream

He doesn’t care about the furbies, he has science experiments and war crimes to commit.

Predaking

He finds one near his kennel and does not like it. Sure, the Nemesis isn’t the greatest place, but that spot is his!

“You! Vermin! Who are you!”--Predaking

“SSSCCCRRREEE—”—Furby

Fire breathing intensifies.

Does not like the noises and is quick to end the furby.

Arachnid

She finds one randomly walking in the halls screaming. She just stabs it and puts it on her trophy case. She doesn’t have time for anything else. She has Arcee and Megatron to kill.

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

What’s gayer, the month of June or whatever the heck these bots had going on.

[muaan]

BABY'S!!!! STICKERS PACK ❤️

[jhalocurse57]

I did this one just for fun lol, you can think of whatever Gen of each of them you wanna, if you wanna comment which gen you were thinking of when you chose who you chose and explain why go on ahead I'd love to hear your answers and reasoning behind them 😄 I'd also love to hear what you'd do on Cybertron long before it fell!

I don't expect this to go viral at all like the last poll lol

[yoayoaa]

Hi nice to meet you can I ask the transformers prime bots and cons react to finding in a pod an bunch of sparkling beans I imagine them to be small enough to be hold by human arms and soft and squishy like alike mashmellows until they grown giant size

HELLO THERE, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO! OF COURSE YOU COULD ANON :DD

Prompt: Tfp Autobots and Decepticons reacting to a pod full of small sparklings

Warnings: no warnings, this is sfw

Notes: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! I'd want to hold one or two tbh 😔😔

Autobots:

-well this is unexpected-

-the team found a stasis pod before bringing it back- although with a bit of hesitation due to some previous experiences...

-ANYWHO the last thing they'd be expecting for the pod to be FULL OF SPARKLINGS

-Ratchet is worrying his aft off about their health, he's old give him a break 😭

-Optimus and Bumblebee are worried for the sparklings, how long have they been in that stasis pod

-Arcee, Bulkhead, and Wheeljack is confused onto why are there a bunch of sparklings in a pod, sent to Earth

-i feel like Smokescreen would have been worried yet confused at the same time, he has no idea whats going on 💀

-Ultra magnus...well i think he'd be worried about the team's availability but also minding the fact that the sparklings also need someone (somebot-) to watch over them

-the bots would be more aware of their surroundings with how small and squishy and sparklings are

-more so when Miko was able to hold them 😭

-Thankfully Ratchet deduced that the sparklings would grow much larger than their current size...now to think of where to house them-

Decepticons:

-well well well what do we have here, a soon to be deceptico-

-im kidding 😭 (or not? Depends on said cons-)

-again they thought there was a relic in the pod, AND NOT A BUNCH OF SMALL SPARKLINGS IN IT

-bet most of the cons were to baffled to speak until Megatron tells someone to take care of this 'problem'

-Starscream would have the thought of making said decepticon army from sparklings, but probably forgot how hard it is to teach sparklings

-Soundwave would entertain some of them with his visor (the smiley faces, using his tentacle(?) thing by tickling the little sparklings)

-Knockout would check on the sparklings, probably let out a horrendous gasp or two from how dinged up the sparklings' paint job are

-Breakdown (lets assume he's still alive for the sake of this-) would help Knockout in the med bay

-We do not talk about Airachnid because we know she wont give a damn about those sparklings 💀

-Dreadwing would be confused on how to handle them, i feel like he'd be the type to stiffen up when a sparkling was handed to him

-Shockwave wouldn't really think much or spend much time with them, probably considered it "illogical"

-WE CANT FORGET ABOUT THE VEHICONS. BET THEY ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE SPARKLINGS. A bunch of light to the dark and gloomy lifes of said Vehicons

-Again both Knockout and Shockwave probably reassure Megatron that the sparklings would grow larger than their current size

[cozzzynook]

Since Bumblebee is a twin that means his sparklings are more likely to be twins, however Seekers are more likely to be triplets.

This means when Bee finds out he is sparked he is just expecting one or two bitties nothing more. So when the scans come back allowing Star and Bee to see their bitty for the first time the yellow bot nearly fainted when he saw he was having a whole LITTER of Sparklings. Bumblebee is just sitting there on the med berth and DREADING the day of emergence, Meanwhile Starscream is giddy and trying to comfort his little bug as well as planning on just how many rooms they need to add to their new House as well as all their toys and furniture they need to buy.

(Bonus: Roddy gets a call from Bee asking how he managed to handle his litter sparklings with Megs and Minimus, The red speedster offers some words of comfort and reassures Bee that everything will be fine. He even offers to be there on the big day if his little brother is that worried, Bee is super thankful and promises to himself from now on he will be using protection a lot more frequently.)

Bee will never allow Starscream to hit it raw ever again and he’s so thankful his big brother and Starscream made his emergence as easy as possible.

Poor Bee.

He expected twins or one bitty and got a whole litter just like his big brother.

Starscream is so happy but i just know he’s fiendin for the day the spike wraps breaks and they have a whole new litter or triplet bitties. Sorry Bee two aren’t enough. He has to see his conjunx heavy and gravid with sparklings and he’s enjoying every nanosecond watching Bee swell with their sparklings while Bee is just dreading it because losing all that frame gain is gonna be tuff.

Starscream hopes he never loses it. He loved Bee chunky when they first met and he still loves him now that he’s chunkier.

Rodimus, unfortunately for Starscream, introduced Bee to sparkling sappers which is an oil one shoots up their valve that coats their forge and gestation tank with a natural repellent to transfluid.

Starscream wanted to commit war right then and there and now he knows how Megatron and Magnus felt when Rodimus got to the stuff

[lara-prism-light]

Part 4 of Lara shows off her old Transformers drawings!

I think this was a doodle for a cover?

Okay, this is the first oc I created! She is an insecton that transforms into a scarab, her name is Scarabell. I was inspired by Eliza from Skullgirls for her design. Yes, she is Egyptian-coded!

Oh boy, here begins something that I don't know what you'll think. At that time I shipped Bumblebee and Drift, why? I don't know.🤷🏻‍♀️

Also, Megatron and Soundwave because I ship them. And right below is Ratchet and Rung.

Simpatico!

Soundwave and Cosmos because they are cute.

I think this was supposed to represent an idea I had in my head of Hot Rod and Ultra Magnus being close and Magnus sacrificing himself to save Hot Rod and him kind of feeling bad about it.

More Hot Rod and Magnus (guess which MTMTE ship I liked)

More Jetfire and Starscream with Starscream being a little shit.

[dragonridernoobie]

https://youtu.be/tWTQyCrq0Ts?si=nXnw1h0bbrvBYDO3

Hi, can I (TFP) Optimus, Starscream, Megatron and Magnus, who got into Y/n's consciousness and saw her unpleasant "memory", and they encounter the dark side of Y/n (fem!reader)

And then listen to Hit Single Real : Silly Billy (lyrics part)

Then they find out that she used to have a girlfriend/boyfriend, but she/he died and Y/n has been depressed for a long time

Ooooo, dark >:) I will do it!, also, I changed it up a bit since it's kinda boring doing the same thing soooooo.....

Trigger warning: death, abuse, starvation, sexual assault.

TFP x Dark Conscience Reader

Optimus

Optimus was with (Y/N) when they found an artifact. When they tried to get it, it somehow activated and shot a Lazer right at (Y/N)

They dropped where they were, and optimus thought they'd died intel he noticed how they where still breathing.

In the base, the find out (Y/N) was in a deep sleep. Not a coma but a slee that the artifact caused.

So, they all agreed to make a device that will let them go inside of (Y/N)'s mind.

When they figured out how to, they activated it and optimus went straight in.

There, he found himself somewhere he was not expecting.

He found himself in some type of memory and saw (Y/N) on the bedside of somone he has never seen before.

(Y/N) was crying next to them and saying they will revenge them.

While he watches they slowly fade away and behind him he hears "what do we have here?"

When optimus turned around, he saw some type of (Y/N) but more...evil.

Optimus asked them who they where and they interduce them self's while bowing.

He asked them why they where here.

They explained that they are the dark side of (Y/N).

Optimus dident like the sound of that but he asked where the deta from the artifact was.

(Y/N)'s shows them the deta and optimus takes it.

When He returns to the real world, he gives the deta to ratchet and pulls (Y/N) aside to talk to them.

He will help them with their dark thoughts.

Starscream

Starscream was with (Y/N) when they where ordered by megatron to go to Shockwaves lab.

When their, Shockwave told them they where going to be test subjects but it would not hurt or kill them.

Starscream would absolutely reject but when Shockwave suggested telling megatron that, Starscream suddenly agreed.

Shockwave hooked up (Y/N) and Starscream to his machine and turned it on.

When starscream and (Y/N) opened their eyes, they were in a white void.

They both where confused intel they both saw them self's in the distance but they where...darker...creepier...evil...

When they got closer, starscream actally showed Confidence and got infront of (Y/N)

Evil Starscream: "what do we have here?"

Evil (Y/N): "seems it's us."

Starscream and (Y/N) where confused and asked who they where.

When the told them they are their dark thoughts, they where scared.

Before they could act, they were in a memory of starscream.

They where on cybertron and starscream was infront of his brothers.

Blaster in hand, aiming at his brother's.

(Y/N)'s watches how starscream kills them.

Before she could ask questions, they are now in a new memory but it's (Y/N)'s.

(Y/N) was cowering in a corner while their boyfriend was yelling at them.

They where beating them because they forgot to sweep.

Before starscream could respawn, they both wake up and Shockwave was there checking their vitals.

Shockwave waved them off, thanking them for their time.

They where both back in starscream berthroom, quite since what they saw are their darkest part of their past.

They soon learn to talk about it and get closer.

Megatron

Megatron captured (Y/N) months ago.

He was trying to get information from them but failed.

He built a friendship with them.

While he had a friendship with them, he decided to check their mind.

Since he noticed how they seem to panic when they can't fond food and get aggressive.

He dident like that and wanted to know why.

When he asked for Shockwave to make a device to make him enter (Y/N)'s mind, he made sure to keep it secret.

When it was time, he got (Y/N) to eat somthing that was drugged and (Y/N) fell asleep.

Shockwave Activated the device and soon, megatron found himself in a warn down bedroom.

There was a rotten mattress on the floor, broken glass, needles, and dirty dipars on the floor.

While he was confused, he sees (Y/N) but...smaller. he was looking at (Y/N) when they where a sparkling.

They where on the rotten mattress while he could guess his caregiver was yelling at them and beating them.

He sees them tell young (Y/N) that they are not getting food for 2 weeks and locked them in that room.

Before he could Comprehend what he just saw, everything disappeared and he sees (Y/N) but...evil.

This evil (Y/N) says in a deep and creepy voice "you aren't supposed to be here."

He suddenly was pulled out into the real world where knockout and Shockwave were checking his vitals.

When he asked what was that, Shockwave said the evil of (Y/N) tried to enter his helm and he needed to pull him out.

After he let's the news set in, he realized what (Y/N) had to go through.

When (Y/N) woke up, they found themselfs surrounded by food, pillows, stuffed animals, and blankets...

Megatron was their, waiting for her to wake up.

He asked her what he saw which he understood why (Y/N) was mad.

He drugged her and entered her mind without permission.

He told them that he understands but he will do everything in his power to make sure she is fed and protected.

Ultra Magnus

Ultra Magnus met (Y/N) when he arrived on earth.

Like always, he was not on bored with the humans.

Ultra Magnus was always hard on (Y/N) since they would not work with the other humans.

He kept pushing (Y/N) and the kids like they where solders.

(Y/N) told him off since he was pushing them to much.

Ultra Magnus was getting pissed by this and was pushing them more and more.

He asked what was wrong with (Y/N).

The autobot team explained they had their reasons but do not push it.

He pushed it.

It got to the point Ultra Magnus had an argument with (Y/N) infront of the autobot team.

It was nasty.

Eventually, Ultra Magnus said somtbing he shouldn't have said it caused (Y/N) to snap and try to attack him.

The team was quick to separate them and take them to their own spaces.

Eventually (Y/N) came to him and offer him a chance to see what happened to them since they cannot love at eachothers throats forever.

Ultra Magnus agreed.

Ratchet set them up and made them switch Conscience.

While (Y/N) was in his Conscience (I don't know his story well enough sorry)

Ultra Magnus was in theirs.

He sees himself in a bathroom and looks around surprised.

When he hears crying and struggling.

When he looks in the stalls, he sees (Y/N) being attacked and sexual assaulted by somone.

Before he could react, the world fades away and is face to face with (Y/N)'s conscious.

While he looks at them in shock, they speak.

Evil (Y/N): "you see what they go through. You see their pain. They have evil thoughts...do you wish to push them to the breaking point?"

Before he could respawn, he is back at the outside world.

(Y/N) was next to him with tears going down their face.

Ultra Magnus stat their in silence.

When the team gives them space, ultra Magnus apologizes to them and said they will go easier to them.

(Y/N) apologizes to Ultra Magnus for not understanding the pain he had to go through in this war.

They agree to become better, and they are able to get closer as friends.

I hope you enjoyed this and if you need somone to talk to, don't hesitate to reach out! Boy, girl, autobot, decpticon, anything living! Reach out if you need help! There is no shame!

Links if you need help.

[bots-and-cons]

Hello! can I have some headcanons about OP, UM, and Starscream reaction to finding out that there human charge that is harmless and weak is revealed to be a deadly crazy manical person when using dark magic which the human charge save them from mech??? It's fine if no but yeah thankssss😅

I just did something for this. I didn’t do Optimus, because I couldn’t come up with anything fro him and I’m tired as hell, and I need to go to sleep soon

~Starscream~

•Starscream is not really used to anyone helping him, decepticons are pretty much supposed to deal with shit on their own, unless it’s with the cost of their underlings’ lives

•So when you’re basically going on a rampage with and plowing through the M.E.C.H troops, he’s pretty baffled by it

•People are being thrown around, and you’re shooting down the helicopters with energy blasts

•All this while laughing like crazy

•So when you end up helping him and saving his aft, he doesn’t really know how to be appreciative about it

•He’s more like arrogant and telling you he could have handled it himself

•He didn’t know there was this side to you, and he’s a bit freaked out to be honest

•You’re usually so calm and meek and he didn’t know you had the ability to do something like this

•So when you’re done with absolutely demolishing the little army of M.E.C.H soldiers you just march up to Screamer and it’s like someone flicked a switch, because you turn back into your normal self

~Ultra Magnus~

•Magnus never approves of bringing humans into the field, but you happened to be with him, when he was ambushed

•So he transformed and told you to hide behind a nearby rock, but you step in front of him before dashing at the M.E.C.H troops at a very high speed

•You grab the first car you reach and throw it at the closes helicopter

•Magnus is just standing there, because none of the M.E.C.H soldiers can even reach him

•You’re going absolutely berserk and laughing like a maniac while doing it

•Magnus does not know what’s going on, but he’s still very much on guard

•When you’re done and the enemy is retreating, you walk back to Magnus who is now pointing his blaster at you

•You’re a bit offended by this, because you would never hurt him or anyone else that’s not a danger to you

•He asks what that was about, and lowers his blaster

•You explain and he’s doesn’t really believe it, because how could a human possibly have some magical powers?

•You don’t really have an explanation for that though

[tinydefector]

I was just interested if you were a suckered for the clothing and fabric and perfume trope as I am. In the sense where fabrics and a abundance of organic flora was considered more common for higher class cybertronains but that even then it was pretty scarce. Imagine a bot or con after getting over their fears or mild disgust of the squishness of humans so to speak the next few things they notice is how many types of hair there are. How many styles and how many different ways to dye said hair. It drives them nuts the feel such softer fibers all together to make a more denser form. Curled,staight,wavy it all catches their optics. Painted nails almost similar to paint for their frames. Tattoos so intriguing. A human willingly damaging their surface that is more fragile than their metallic frames. It's a living scar. And they can't help but slowly come to love it to when they see how much their human complain does. But fabric? God they almost get drunk off of it. When they get a hug they shiver at the smooth article that brushes on their frame. The variety. So many styles and colors. So many meaning behind patterns and techniques. They can't help but almost grow jealous hearing how far back a simple stich can come from in human history. Humanity dressing itself in plush silks and flimsy polyester but it's all gold compared to what the cybertronains have come to crave. Imagine them having made themselves smaller so they could be inside your living space and they can't help but notice all the fabrics. All the plush surfaces. Their in heaven fully convinced they're going to meet the great primes. And if you had a scented burning candle? Sweet or citrus they can't help but want to inhale deeply to capture the scent. Perfumes? God their drunk whenever a human walks into a enclosed space because all mechs and femmes are fighting themselves to not snatch you up and keep you. If you use scented body wash or scented lotion then can practically taste it on your skin if you are near or hug them. They crave it when it's late at night and they've got you sobbing and thighs shaking as they kiss and lap at your scented thighs. And if theirs multiple humans in a space? That almost has a bot slurring their words as iff they just had the best energon. Just some thoughts haha I'm very sorry it's so long. I'm just a suckered for all these headcanons and just how while they may be disgusted and have hatred for humanity some fo them can't help but swoon for so many qualitys of their human companions that are nothing like their skin. So soft and complaint and so very warm at heart.

So I do have some fics on this stuff one is

Ratchet x reader. Involving perfumes effecting cybertronians like a sex potion or sex pollen.

Then I have

Starscream x reader. Involving the infamous dress and him testing out different outfits on his partner.

This small collection of bots reacting to nipple piercings (was like my first fic I ever wrote here)

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I am quite a sucker for the clothing and fabric and perfume trope. I really enjoy writing cybertronians who adore seeing their partner drapped in shimmering fabrics. Becuase to the human its could just be a satin sheet, but to the cybertronian it is luxury, it showcases so much about you and every chance they get they love getting to just feel or touch the fabrics.

Imagine: your cybertronian is sat on theirs berth which is a mix of almost foam matting(yoga mat/ expanding foam) They don't lay on just metal but it's not particularly comfortable for their human. So one day, they introduced them to memory foam, and its like the bots world has opened up. It becomes a soft, comfortable recharge. But as you start bringing sheets, blankets, and your pillows, it makes the bots feel as if they are falling in love. They love it when you drape the soft fabric over them and make yourself almost a next on their chassis with the soft bedding. To they it feels like a luxury that you are pampering them even if it's just to make yourself more comfortable. It's the fact you leave them in their suite on their berth take makes their spark clench in delight knowing you'll be coming back.

I also tend to write cybertronains have alot more nasal sensors and detectors to the point they can break down the partials to annalise them. The smell of fresh lining is something that effects them almost like catnip with a cat. They will roll around in the fabric optics wide. Engines roaring in delight. As their joints squeak and clank against the walls.

I also love writing that Fabric was something that only the Highest of society had on cybertron, but mainly due to have small the fibers are it is extremely hard for cybertronains to replicate the material, so it fetched for high prices when Imported from organic planets. If you were of the lower classes, you would be lucky if you had a tarp or some sort of soft plastic as it was also still very sort after. So you can imagine how the cybertronains reacted once on earth, even while undercover. Fabric is such a huge part of human culture that cybertronians, when they find even just a pretty scrap of Fabric, keep it as a token. As if to say "frag you" to the universe.

But I can also see a human finding the stash of Fabric cut off's and offering to sew them all together in an almost patchwork like blanket for their bot and you can bet your ass you will have that cybertronian on thier knees worshipping you for it.

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"Hey, we have hail forecasted," their voice calls out to the vehicle parked in the driveway. The cybertronian is rather quiet as they register what was said to them. "It isn't acid rain, so it won't be anything too bad." they try to argue only to have a large old blanket thrown over them. "Hey, what are you doing?" It sends shock throught their system having something so soft drapped over their frame.

"I'm covering you up so you don't get hail damage, I sadly can't get you into the garage at the moment so the next best thing I can do is cover you up with some blankets and a tarp so you don't get damaged by ice falling out of the sky" they explain as they throw another over the vehicle. Making sure to fully cover the bot before throwing a waterproof tarp over them, too. "Sorry, I don't have anything better than this, but it will keep you dry and our of harm's way." Those words hit their spark in a way they never would have thought it would. They are left almost speechless, cosy, and somewhat warm as the hailstorm rolls in.

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When it comes to hair colour, skin colour, and tattoos. It fascinates them so much to see such diversity and colour on a species they originally believed to be quite dull. It gets to the point when making their holoform avatars they love exploring and expressing themselves as if making a sims character. Even going as far as some get custom paint jobs of the tattoos, they get on their avatars because, for them, it's the closest thing they can have to tattoos. But think about you getting a tattoo in a shop right across from where your cybertronian partner is getting their paint job because it was a cute couples day out.

And don't get me started on how much cybertronians love human's hair. The fibers are so different to them and they love the feeling of it, they just have to be very careful when running a digit theought thier lovers hair as to not get it jammed in the joints causing you pain.

Another thing that cybertronians are fascinated by is humans' willingness to injure themselves in the name of beauty. From tattoos, piercings, injections, and surgery. In honesty, it's not that different from frame ulteration, but they don't know how a human can do it. The bots can turn their pain sensors off while humans are just soldier on through it.

I love the idea that the bots also horde car freshners that their humans get them. It becomes a full-on pokemon card situation of them trading double ups, begging their partner to get them others so they can rub it in their friends' faces. But air freshners weren't a thing until Earth, and the bots love how it makes their frame smell different from the oil, grease, and car smell.

But perfumes gods I love the idea that perfumes have a certain chemical reaction to Cybertronian systems to the point to turns them into a raging horny bot who can't get enough of how your skin taste and how desperately they try to literally lick the perfume off your skin as if it were the riches and most expensive high grade energex on the market. It also leads to a lot of personal working with the bots not being allowed to wear perfume/cologne. Deodorants don't affect them the same way, but they also enjoy how they smell quite a bit.

But yes I love the idea of perfumes pretty much working like a pheromone spray and don't get me started on actual pheromones spray, your not leaving that bots berth for atleast 3 days, they will bring you food, water and anything you want but it literally overrides their system protocol and makes them desperate to breed you.

In conclusion, DO NOT wear perfume or Pheromone spray near the bots unless you don't intend to be leaving the berth for at least 3 days if not more becyase they can and will keep you their.

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[king-leos-world]

I'm bringing an old project of mine back!

For those of you who followed me on DeviantArt I'm certain you'll remember this comic. When I first wrote it my writing and drawing skills were horrific but thankfully those skills have evolved and this new cover was the result.

I will be giving the characters brand new designs and also hope this won't take me three years to complete! :P I have learned a lot from the last two versions of the comic and will take my time on each page.

Characters featured on the cover; Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Skystorm, Novian;

Optimus, Gearspark, Ratchet, Savvy, Starlight, Ultra Magnus, and Blaze.

First page will be in the works at some point!

Enjoy!

TFP belongs to Hasbro

Art and my OCs belong to me

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Movie-Jetfire Is Like Skyfire’s Dad & The Jettwins’s Grandpa

[Note: Transformers Film/Movie Spoiler That Involves Grandpa-Jetfire. also reading this is optional. also do not reblog without permission.]   

if Jetfire from the Transformers Movie, was like the Dad of Jetfire aka "Skyfire" and being the Grandfather of twins Jetfire & Jetstorm.

Jetfire Sr. talks about how his father was a wheel and he was the first wheel, and how he transformed into nothing, but he did so with honor XD

I love that old Ex-Decepticon who later became a Autobot, picture if he was in TFA and still acts the way he does from the movie. it be funny if he threaten Sentinel Prime, saying if he doesn't stop his foolishness and his Xenophobia Campaign against organics, he will take him over his knee.

even if spanking can be a "No" but at times it can be used, but only if the ones who do the spanking do NOT cross a line when doing so, one of the problems with spanking, is that it can be misused when trying to punish a child and they will need to make sure not to put their full strength into it or else they might not just physical harm but also emotional harm.

and this is just a guess....but if a parent misuses the spanking too much, even if for a small thing that a child does, it could be a problem.

spanking should also only be used as a last resort, and it should never be misused because it might be possible if someone misuse it on a child, it could cause both physical and emotional harm.

I don't think any Autobot or Decepticon or Human, would stop Jetfire Sr. from giving Sentinel Prime a spanking.

well even if Sentinel Prime is a jerk, he might be viewed as "saint" compared to Sentinel Prime from one of the Transformers Movies, who was surprisingly was going to go by "Ultra Magnus"...

if there was a Crossover video game that had the choice to either save TFA-Sentinel Prime or Movie-Sentinel Prime.....

yeah, I am gonna have to pick TFA-Sentinel, he might be a jerk, but he isn't as bad as THAT one....

and if Starscream and Skyfire are OTP ship together, and them acting as the parents of the twins Jetfire and Jetstorm, it be interesting if Jetfire Sr. from the Bayformers Universe, was like the Grandpa.

and Jetfire Sr. could probably use his cane as a weapon on both Autobots and Decepticons, which would be really funny if he did that. XD

picture Jetfire Sr. yelling at both Skyfire and Starscream about “why wasn’t I invited to the wedding?! you kids today and your eloping!”

Jetfire Sr is like the adorable old cybertronian that some might wish was their grandpa. 

not sure if many would have those thoughts, but if Starscream and Skyfire are going to be like the parents of Jetfire & Jetstorm, I like to think of Jetfire Sr from one of the Transformers Film series, as being the Grandpa.

I wonder if it be weird to picture Jetfire Sr. hitting TFA-Sentinel Prime with his cane, even though that whole cane thing can only be funny in toon gag type theme moments, and of course it wouldn’t be in real life because of obvious reasons.

it be interesting if Jetfire Sr. told old stories from his youth to both Jetfire & Jetstorm, and even making up stories like how he hit Unicron to the other side of the multiverse.

not sure if everyone would like the idea of the Jetfire from the revenge of the fallen being like the Dad of Skyfire and Grandpa of the Jettwins.

but it’s okay if it’s only a few that like the idea.

Jetfire Sr. being family with Starscream, Skyfire and the Jettwins, is a “I fam it” moment.

I think it’s a good idea, but once again it’s okay that not everyone agrees about Jetfire Sr. being the Grandpa figure. 

I will say this, it does seem that the Autobots can be irresponsible, because the Allspark could of helped with the Hatchlings/Sparklings.

and Movie-Optimus wanted to destroy it....someone should slap that Prime over the back of the head...

if it was possible, I know I would do that to him....

would his plans for the allspark cube count as Sparkling Endangerment...?

maybe it’s a good thing that not all Cybertronians are Autobots or Decepticons.

and those who are known as “Neutrals” could also point out that the great war on Cybertron, was both the Autobots and Decepticons own fault.

and in TFA, the Autobots aren’t really 100% the good guys.

they wanted to use Autobots like Omega as a weapon of mass destruction on the Decepticons, and how do we know it wouldn’t also end up hurting innocent neutrals...?

and it’s the Autobots of a high rank that were part of the project that are at fault that Decepticons ended up using Omega at some point.

plus with how Cybertron is run, maybe Megatron is right about it having Autobot Tyranny, doesn’t mean his tyranny would be good either.

plus how do we know that most of those Autobot Colony Worlds didn’t belong to organic natives, and the Autobots from Cybertron who are of a really high rank and don’t tell those of lower rank, that they are conquering planets.

like the Homeworld Gems from Steven Universe, but at least the Homeworld Gems learned to no longer conquer organic worlds.  

I don’t even think all the Autobots on Cybertron know this dark truth, that most of their colony worlds had belong to organic natives.

it is a theory, but I think it could be possibly true.

both the Autobots and Decepticons can be wrong about some actions they take, and the other reason why Optimus, Sentinel and Elita/Blackarachnia weren’t allowed on organic worlds, is because those organic worlds were going to be secretly plan to be added as one of the Autobot Colony Worlds.

maybe I can talk more about that theory in a future post.

anyway hope some like the idea bout Jetfire Sr. being like the Grandpa figure of the Jettwins, but it’s okay that not everyone likes that idea.                         

[transformers-spike]

Suggestions Open:

Dos: Cybertronian x Human -TFP -TFA -TF:One -Skybound comics -G1 (to an extent)

Don'ts: Cybertronian x Cybertronian

Current writing: TFP -Grinding: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Mile High Club: Starscream x Reader (nsfw) -Fusion Cannon: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Voyeurism: Soundwave x Reader (nsfw) -Dreadful Intermission: Knock Out x Reader (links to AO3) tw:Noncon -Human Anatomy: Ratchet x Reader (nsfw) -Angst/Comfort: Optimus x Reader (nsfw but more fluff) -Threesome: Breakdown x Reader x Knock Out (nsfw) -Biting: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Bleed me dry: Megatron x Reader (links to AO3) tw:Noncon -Blueberry Drizzle: Knock Out x Reader (nsfw and links to AO3)

-Pole dance ahegao: Soundwave x Reader (nsfw)

-Let's talk: Starscream x Reader (sfw)

-Kissing headcanons: Knock Out/Starscream/Megatron x reader (suggestive)

-Blessed be your ignorance: SG Optimus x Reader (nsfw)

-Be careful what you wish for: Megatron x Reader (nsfw)

-A little longer: Optimus x Reader (nsfw)

-Visitors: Decepticons x Reader (nsfw and links to AO3)

-Eating pussy headcanons: Autobots x Reader (nsfw)

TFA -Soft Vore: Blitzwing x Reader (nsfw) -Petplay: Prowl x Reader (nsfw)

-Never Enough: Ultra Magnus x Reader (nsfw) G1 -Unwanted Attention: Soundwave x Reader (links to AO3) tw:dubcon -Desired Attention: Soundwave x Reader tw:dubcon

TF:One -Derelict Desperation: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Spread your wings for me, golden boy: Sentinel x Reader (nsfw) (links to AO3)

-Solitude: Alpha Trion x Reader (nsfw)

Nsfw art (mostly spikes/valves)

-Dreadwing (spike and valve)

-Megatron and Soundwave (spikes and valves)

-Knock Out (spike)

-Dreadwing and Skyquake (spikes and valve)

-Starscream (spike/valve and showing off)

Recommended reads (pls try them they're so good)

Fanfics -Burn a hole in the old grip of the familiar by @solain-rhyo (Ultra Magnus x reader) -We all go up in flames (going out in style) (Megatron x Reader) -All these false starts (Knock Out x reader) -Breaking Bread by @ss-shitstorm (Megatron x Reader) -Fortuna Primigenia (Optimus x reader) -Blackbird (Starscream x reader) -Physical Therapy (Ratchet x reader) -Faster Pussycat (Knock Out x reader) -Victory by @korpuskat (Decepticons x reader) -Multitasking (Megatron x reader x Soundwave) -Hideaway (Starscream x reader) -"Every breath you take" is not a love song by @hotdogharvester (Tarn x Reader/OC) -Take me Higher, Flyboy by @moodymisty (Starscream x Reader) -take a bite of my spark tonight by Monster Parade (Shockwave x OC)

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[cozzzynook]

After Optimus has Hot Rod. He's a very fussy sparkling. He's always crying and has a hard time sleeping and eating. He also has a spark condition which is hard on him.

Optimus is exhausted and is struggling to bond with Hot Rod. He's also dealing with the war and one day Hot Rod won't stop crying and he lashes out. He yells at him and pinches him.

Realizing what he has done he takes a step back. He decides to give Hot Rod to Ratchet and Drift to raise because Hot Rod seemed happy with him. He'd stop crying when they held him and would sleep whenever they watched him. They both knew how to take care of his medical problems. Ratchet better than him.

I..*sobs*

*claps* this is perfect angst.

I have no notes. No words.

*sobs* my heart 😭

Optimus is forever going to suffer under the guilt of what he’s done to his sparkling.

Ratchet is so disappointed in him and I’d like to change it a little and say Drift is still Deadlock when they get Hot rod who is the sweetest sparkling they’ve ever seen. He plays so well with their own sparkling First Aide and Hot rod only gets fussy with them like he did with Optimus when he was in pain.

It kills Optimus to know his sparkling was in pain and he didn’t even notice. He thought his sparkling was just bad. He didn’t realize he was hurting.

Deadlock is so protective of both bitties he truly forgets Hot rod didn’t come from Ratchets valve like First Aide did and he gets angry when bots bring it up until he remembers. And then he just says Optimus has no claim to their sparkling not caring how it hurts Optimus until Ratchet tells him Optimus probably had post carriers down spiral.

Deadlocks stops saying it then and doesn’t make anymore hurtful comments to Optimus and apologizes but Optimus feels he doesn’t deserve it because deep down he didn’t want Hot rod and he thought it was karma.

Taking it a step further.

Hot rod knows optimus is his carrier and has the memories from being a bitty.

He’s distant from Optimus and hides that he knows and remembers.

The step further is Optimus having bitty bumblebee and just..having so much love for the sparkling that was so adorable and so much easier. Bee had problems too but not as serious as Hot rods spark condition that couldn’t be cured. Bee may always have nutrient and mineral absolving problems but his treatment is so much easier.

And Hot rod seeing his carrier love and raise his little brother with so much love and caring optics that he never gave him…

It fuels him to become a prime so his carrier will finally look at him like he looks at bee.

Hot rod may have a spark condition but he’s incredible in battle and terribly smart and tactile when he isn’t insecure or doubting himself.

Of course he becomes a prime because he’s shot in the spark but this time by Galvatron and he’s reborn as Rodimus prime.

He comes back ready to see his carrier and show he’s worth something now. Worth loving. That he’s not bad anymore if the matrix accepted him.

But then he just….

Stops…

And something in him breaks because he never had to prove a thing to Ratchet and Deadlock now Drift.

He never had to prove a thing to First Aide his brother or Bee he who came to know and never showed ill will towards. He was jealous for a while but one look at the bitty and he just..felt the need to protect him like he did First Aide and how First Aide excelled in spark conditions to protect him.

Bee was smarter than he let on and admitted he figured out they were brothers in private and asked Rodimus, at the time Hot rod, if they could be brothers outside of blood and Hot rod agreed so easily.

Remembering all these things, how Ratchet never once looked at him different from First Aide or how Deadlock now Drift has always said he has two sparklings and acted like it…

He turns and goes home.

He knocks on his creators door where he knows First aide is also at and waits..they haven’t seen his new frame, don’t know his new name and haven’t heard whats happened to him.

He hopes they welcome him with open sparks and arms like always and waits…

It feels like hours thats really nano kliks until the door is open and First Aide turns his helm to greet the bot at the door when he stops and pauses.

“Hey banders, I um..Its me..Roddy..I,” he goes to explain that he inherited the matrix, still insecure of not being enough, when the mech buries him in a hug.

He’s shocked but hugs his brother back before the mech is pulling back still holding him and dragging him in the house frantically yelling, “carrier! Sire! Roddy! Its roddy! He’s back!”

The silence that envelopes the home as First Aid drags him into the living den makes his spark stop until he hears heavy pedes hitting the floors and his creators are staring at him with wet optics in the doorway.

“Hot rod..”

He smirks sheepish, spark pulsing from emotion that his medicine counteracts making it painless as he stands there blushing, crying, smiling.

“Its um..its um..its Rodimus now..Rodimus prime..,” he bumbles, caught completely off guard when Ratchet and Drift envelope him and First Aid in a frame breaking hug as they splatters tears onto their frames.

“My bitty, you’re okay,” Drift cries ever the secret not so secret emotional sire like always. His carrier scanning him internally not at all trying to hide it as he keeps him close.

“You idiot, you went and got yourself shot in the very thing we drilled into you to protect,” his carrier sobbed, kissing his helm over and over again. Not missing a beat doing the same to First aid who buries his helm in Roddy’s neck cable.

Rodimus can’t, he can’t help but ugly sob…

“I’m sorry..i’m sorry…but I came back..I came back like I promised,” he wails, gripping them tight the best he could.

He feels the injection to keep his spark from overstimulating in his side and knows his sire did it.

Drift always carried his medicines just like his brothers, yes bee too the sweet little slagger, and carrier did.

“I’m sorry i got shot carrier,” it feels so good to say that to the mech who deserves to hear it. To the mech he owes everything to but would have nothing better than his family safe.

“Don’t forget your sire brat, I almost went out to get you,” Drift laughed making him beam.

For a klik Drift and Ratchet saw the sparklings they used to carry in their arms who held servos because it made them feel safe and he cried for a new reason.

“Don’t..don’t leave again okay, roddy?”

“I won’t banders, I won’t,” he kissed First aids helm and the two held servos like when they were sparklings.

“I’m on paperwork and med duty, I won’t be going back out unless another war breaks out and we all know no bots want that.”

Roddy stays home that night and he’s happy to see Bee the next day and reunite with his little brother and lift him even further off the ground.

Now he can be even more of a menace to his little brother, Bee grumbles but doesn’t move away from how close he stands to Roddy, like always, and he joins his brother to see First aid at the new oil shop that just opened.

First aid is blushing like mad as Ambulon flirts with him and Bee flutters his door wings at the sight of Starscream waiting for them. Drift and Ratchet sit at a table with a few of their friends and Roddy joins his brothers and their future conjunxs. He teases them through the comms about conjunxing ceremonies and they throw forks at him making him laugh.

He isn’t laughing so much when he sees Optimus enter the outdoor shop but he hides it and pays the mech little mind.

Things are going well so long as he ignored the way Optimus kisses Bee’s helm and sits with the others after greeting everyone in a friendly way.

The mech doesn’t notice he’s his sparkling right away and Roddy shakes his helmet at his creators and goes back to chatting.

He’s having a good time when he feels a digit tap his shoulder plating after noticing bots have gone silent. He feels a warmth behind him that makes him turn a little. He waves at Magnus and Megatron who sit side by side with the older bots before looking up and feeling his spark be stolen once again.

“H..hey sound,” he stood, smiling at the mech who tipped his helm in what he knew to be a smile.

“Greetings: Hot rod. Happiness: at seeing you well and recovered. Frame: beautiful star.”

The words made his intake dry and his medicine injected into his spark to stabilize it. He turned his optics blushing as a smile took over his face plate.

“Umm..do ya wanna join us? I missed..I mean..it’d be really cool if you joined us,” he vented a little off and he felt his carrier and brother shift closer only for Soundwave to pull out a medical mesh adhesive he had Shockwave design.

He gently lowered Rodimus back into his seat and placed the adhesive on his neck cable just as he did when they were in and out of battle off world.

“Pleasure: would be soundwaves to join.”

The mech politely nodded at everyone and specifically Ratchet, Drift, First aid and Bee before sitting beside Rodimus who couldn’t stop his spoiler from fanning in subtle court ship display.

Starscream smiled behind his cup of oil before saying something that had Bee elbowing him and grouching at the mech making conversation flow and the attention leave them.

Mostly.

He felt his creators watching him and Soundwave and knew they would be grilling him and doing a thorough vetting on Soundwave like they did Ambulon and he looked flustered glancing at them.

They gave him the look and he knew he was cooked.

Rodimus. A grown mech. And still about to be grounded by his creators.

“Hot rod creators: loving. Soundwave: happy to know Hot rod has love he deserves.”

That made Rodimus smile like a love sick puppy in a romance novel until he remembered.

“Oh, my designation..umm..its Rodimus now,” he looked nervous at Soundwave, since they’ve gotten closer he can better read the mech. So he was looking for anger or disappointment at this next part, “Rodimus prime,” he spoke the last part quietly. Unsure of how Soundwave felt.

There was silence until Soundwave suddenly slipped his tentacles on Rodimus and felt his frame.

“I’m okay Sound, all my injuries are healed up,” he giggled, actually giggled like he was some school bot.

“Previous actions: forbidden from repeating,” Soundwave’s deep voice made him smile and he nodded along as Soundwave still checked him over.

He had nothing to worry over. Soundwave would be his friend through anything.

“I’m on paperwork and medic duty now. I’m not doing anymore fighting any time soon,” Roddy assured, seeing his creators give an approving hum. A step in the right direction of a long road.

He was glad.

Though Soundwave resting his tentacle around his waist was not accepted and Drift came over removing it and Rodimus burst out laughing when Soundwave started egging his sire on harmlessly.

The mech was such a troll.

He loved it.

He didn’t notice Optimus horrified look at not immediately recognizing his own sparkling nor did he notice Optimus lower his helm in shame.

Optimus wasn’t at fault for not being able to initially connect with his sparkling after emergence but he was at fault for not bridging the gap and leaving it broken.